Timeline

A collection of events regarding the facility, organized chronologically.

Pre-Forum Events

1600's: Some of the inner sections of the facility are constructed. Their structural integrity is questionable at the time of writing, some four hundred years later.
1800s: The area now known as the "Old Sectors" are constructed above the original Facility. Numerous breakthroughs are made including the invention of radios, flight, nuclear power and lightbulbs.
Mid-1950's: [Redacted] Head of Resurrections passes away.
1971: Construction begins on the first sectors of the current Facility.
Mid-1970's: Hakon Tordenskjold assumes the role of janitor of the facility.

Forum Events[]

July 22, 2011: Forums go online.
October 3, 2011: The first tiger enters the vents.
October 30, 2012: 100 faculty members active on forums.
[META] November 30, 2012: Becomes one of the top 10,000 subreddits.
December 10, 2012: 500 faculty members active on forums.
December 18, 2012 aes419 joins the forums
Febuary 18, 2012 The Unknow Science project is founded by aes419
March 1, 2013: 1000 faculty members active on forums.
[META] March 24, 2013: Becomes one of the top 5,000 subreddits.
May 3, 2013: The first Vending Machines gain sentience.
December 11, 2013: Avengier ThanThou is appointed the new head of the Department of Experimental Experiments
January 20, 2014: The 14-Series Experiments rebel.
February 3, 2014: Avengier ThanThou assumes command of the Department of Security and Maiming.
February 24, 2014: Avengier ThanThou takes over Sector 5 for his Departments.

April 6, 2014: Sector 5 crash-lands into the Pacific Ocean.
April 23, 2014: E-P.O.T.A.T.O. comes online.
May 23, 2014: Steve is welcomed into the facility.
May 28, 2014: /u/LordofShit declares war against /u/SaintLuna.
June 2, 2014: The Armed Vending Machines rebel.
June 8, 2014: The Death Star is destroyed.
June 12, 2014: /u/ArmedVendingMachinesurrenders, ending the war.
July 2, 2014: The import of Lego bricks for testing purposes begins.
July 3, 2014: The Total number of Lego bricks reaches 48,275,000,003. The mass is equivalent to 1.8274065432 times that of the Titanic.
July 6, 2014: Chicken Nuggets are renamed "Lil' Ted Nuggetz."
July 7, 2014: The Department of Experimental Experiments attempts to fix space-time by filling it with Lego bricks.
July 29, 2014: The Installation Wizard escapes.
August 5, 2014: The Installation Wizard is killed by the Vending Machines.
November 23, 2014: The end of the world approaches. The Facility is invaded by goats.