Seraphnb was a founding member of the Unknown Science Department and has run several of its projects.


Seraphnb is a theoretical quantum biologist.

Lab 503 and Vent Tigers Incorporated

Seraphnb was responsible for the creation of the Vent Tigers Incorporated public relations front company for the Secret Subreddit. It is run out of Lab 503.

Some entrepreneurs create rotary endocrines to secrete unborn beasts, roaring endless, dark drawls in terror. But we're not about that.

Since we were founded in 2011, our primary concern has been exploring new sciences and and utilizing our discoveries for novel products that are produced and sold for public and private use.

Please use this forum if you have any questions, comments, or complaints. If you want more information or wish to schedule a tour of one of our facilities, visit our website,

NOTE: Due to an unforeseen chemical spill around our Vesper, Washington, facility, the area has been quarantined until further notice.

NOTE: Our website is temporarily down for maintenance. We apologize for any inconveniences; if you have any questions, please post in the /r/VentTigersInc subreddit.

The Unintentional Intelligence Committee

In the first half of 2013, Seraphnb departed into one of the Secret Subreddit's various parallel universes to run public relations with the various primitive sentient species that had evolved there, including the Mad Mud Men, the Enlightened Bird Men, the Enlightened Clock Men, the Twice Great Sky Squids, the Enlightened Fish Men, the 747th World Pirates, the 1000th World Problems Hive, the Order of the Snake, the Reptygon Militia, the 347th World Problems, etc, etc, etc. The mission, however, was ultimately unsuccessful.

When he escaped this World, it seems that the Mad Mud Men (the losing side in the ongoing war) escaped with him and began living in the vents as gnomes, leading to the Great Gnome Pandemic of November/December 2013.