Please note that as we here at the Secret Subreddit have an intense indifference towards most things, notable events are liable to change due to our shifting and inveritibly short attention spans.
2012: OFFICE PARTY
2013: FIRST CONTACT
12/1/2013: WAR WITH TIGERS ESCALATES TO NUCLEAR LEVELS.
15/02/2013: [VOICE RECOGNITION ON] Pre-emptive flares "accidentally" fired and seen across Russian airspace. Billions of dollars and a few TigerCoin lost. End of edit. End of edit. How do I turn the voice recognition off [VOICE RECOGNITION OFF].
11/2013: The Great Chicken Nugget Shortage of 2013
12/2013: Remember that time /u/honorguard42 tried to take over? Yeah, we don't either.
12/2013: Remember that time /u/honorguard42 tried to take over AGAIN...? Voices does...
19/1/2014: /u/CarlosTheAC causes Category -1 Emergency by threataning to open all the vents.
21/1/2014: /u/VoicesDontStop starts an orphanage very quickly backfires.
21/1/2014: 14-Series comes to bloody end. 15-Series begins.
24/1/2014 - 26/1/2014: /u/VoicesDontStop slowly dies of cancer thanks to an experiment by /u/samon53. Despite being assumed dead by everyone due to an autmoated death message he reappeared/was ressurected soon after -Method Unknown-.
27/1/14 - 30/1/14: Laser Party 2014!!!! Wooooo! LASERS!
05/02/14: /u/Jomajorsh introduces new hydra line of defense.
09/02/14: The Caretaker was notified of possible delays. Awaiting response.
20/02/14: Bio-warfare department founded. Headed by /u/Jomajorsh.
26/02/14: Sentient Potato issue in Sector 2 begins
27/02/14: Vent Tigers eliminated by /u/AccountantBot
28/02/14: Great hash brown surplus of 2014! (Also the sentient potato is dead)
24/03/14: There has been a breach [REDACTED] has told the public of our whereabouts...and has been taken care of
24/03/14: /u/honorguard42 has attempted to take control again.
24/03/14: /u/wooEcks begins research on [REDACTED]
17/06/3275: /u/wooEcks joins the team!
28/03/14: /u/honorguard42's true identity has been revealed!