aes419 [Unknown Science Officer] is the leader of the Unknown Science Department, and second in command of The Facility.
He has obtained at least a Ph.D in everything (not all of them are legitimately obtained).
aes419 found SecretSubreddit, Dec 18th 2012, through the random button.
aes419 created The Unknown Science Department, on February 11th 2013, to research what the other departments can't figure out.
Has a pet tiger named Chips.
Is head of his own religion. (aestheism)